Tuesday, September 30, 2008

The Daring Couples

It seems an eternity since i wrote something on the blog and I am sorry about that(i guess that sorry is directed only to the blog).I somehow felt a sudden surge to write today so i said to myself it is now or never,now here i am writing lets hope it turns out to be a good one.


A week ago i had gone to watch the movie Rock on and i was walking towards Wave cinema through the lanes behind Westgate mall and i saw a couple(by a couple i mean a boy and a girl these days couples can be of same sex too) smooching each other in broad daylight. I said to myself wtf i mean it is just 6'o clock in the evening. Though seeing me they got a little embarrassed and stopped but i didnt bother and i just walked ahead. I was amazed at their guts as those lanes arent deserted,people do walk by so a lot of risk is involved.


Then this couple which i saw in Rajouri Market went a few steps ahead. It was some months ago and time was around 9pm and this sardar was driving his car and side by side his hands were at certain places in and around the woman's body(i hope you get the drift). They were enjoying the moment rather than being worried about the fact that whether or not anyone was watching them. Though my friend and I walked back home laughing.

Now what i am gonna tell you about is just amazing. I mean how many girls would have the balls to be smooching their boyfriends in a mall that is just a 15 minutes walk from their home. And as her luck turned out one of the aunties living in their neighbhourhood saw her doing that atleast that is what the girl thought initially. So she took a bold step and dictated this incident to the ladies son but it turned out to her chagrin that the aunty had not seen them. And that guy being a friend told me this and the funny point is that girl lives near my house and all the nearby auntied keep praising her "kitni sharif laadki hai".LOL

So next time be a little carfeul when coochioing with your boyfriend and girlfriend as you never know who might see you or who might write about you on his or her blog.And if possible if someone out there have done these kind of things in public please do tell me why do you do it?

Friday, June 6, 2008

Engineering in India

Well its been a long time since i wrote anything on the blog by long time i mean very long so i am back here trying to update it and i specifically choose this topic as somehow it is related to my heart.So here is my 10 cents on this issue..

Hi i am Ankit Anand an engineering student currently in my 4 year.I am a student at Netaji Subhas Institute of Technology and i am pursuing Information & Technology.This is was just that you know my credentials before you say who is this guy.Now back to the point when i entered college i was pretty excited and hoping that i would be able to build some cool stuff learn a lot of practical things and would end up making life easier for common people by building something,but all my dreams were shattered just for the simple fact that engineering in India is a joke..


There are many reasons for this but i will state a few which i think are relevant in my case first would be lack of good teachers by good i mean many of them still believe in rote method that existed in school.For proof all i can say is there no marks for practical knowledge all they want you to do is mug up a book and vomit it out in the paper rather then evaluating us on projects where we get to apply concepts,during one of the vivas a teacher asked me why do you come to college i wanted to say to learn but i kept quiet he said it is obvious you all come here to get "MARKS",i was like wtf i mean just because you have that thinking does not mean everybody else does..But believe me in my class you will hardly find people running after knowledge it is marks all the way and i can say this safely after my 3 year stint and NSIT.

At this point some of the readers who know me would say how can i challenge their integrity because i am not among the marks i mean i can assure you i am in the bottom 30 and i am proud of it just for the simple fact that during my 3 year tenure here i have still stood by my principles nothing has deterred me not even marks not even teachers i am here to learn and that is what i will do and for those who think they are better then anyone who are not among the marks well if you are really that good then why not make some technology that would be able to change the world(just before you say fuck you at this point what about the other challenge why not do a project in a field against some other guy who you think is not better then you being avg scorer lets see then who produces better results because there can be possibility that he or she can have better knowledge in that subject).

I remember this incident that happened in 3 semester our electronics teacher asked can we measure potential just with this question he was able to bamboozle all the girls in the class as most of them said yes the answer is no we always measure potential difference.And the irony is most of the gals who were able to answer this question were toppers in my class i am sure many guys in my class didnot knew the answer but were saved as somebody did.The reason is that many people were not able to answer beacuse you generally do not find these kind of things in the books this kind of stuff it is basically application of stuff you have learnt this is what people in India lack and they will continue lacking thanks to the education system of india.


Lastly this post was meant to encourage people to go for knowledge rather than marks as it will definitely pay you in the long run though you might suffer in the short run but then be prepared dont let the lesser mortals(ie people who have short term aims) deter you from you path,if you keep on fighting you will definitely achieve it and to find out more about not quitting and believing in yourself contact Ashwin Mukhija(aka Banku) and Siddharth Goyal(aka Robot) i am sure you can definitely take a leaf from there book and as for engineering in india it is a pain in the ass but hope and pray that your passion for engineering is not sucked by passion suckers namely toppers and teachers.There is lot more i want to write but i shall stop here dont want to make it boring.Bye and Take Care!!

Saturday, September 1, 2007

M2l2



What is M2L2??I guess most of you must have been hearing this word on daily basis being used by many people but some of you do not know what it really means so here i am trying to explain what really is M2L2 and my tryst with M2L2..

In short M2L2 is a revolution made by the people for the people..As someone rightly said "Its the very principle on which this world is running"...Reader might be thinking how this is so? but it is true because people use it intentionally or unintentionally whether be it a fight or just for fun..People live on M2l2 knowingly or unknowingly as a diplomat who used people for getting his work done uses it after work is done verbally or just in his mind..or a hot headed might use it straight away..

The origin of M2l2 dates back in 2005 cant be sure of the month though..It was the strong will and grit of few great men who stumbled upon M2l2 it was initially used for fun sometimes during fight or even while jokes..Sometimes used to vent out frustration sometimes use to cool the surroundings especially before a fight..Basically the statement which the SOUL gang associates with M2L2 is "Spread the joy spread the M2L2 movement"..Now it has become so popular that people use it without even knowing its mean..Some also tell me it is openly used by gals..The movement associated with M2L2 is of freedom for the youth to voice their opinion but in responsible way..Well all those associated with M2L2 are reaping its benefits why not you??What is stopping you??

There will be a time when you can proudly say to your grandchildren and children that i was associated with movement like this which changed the face of earth..Those great men will be remembered and cherished for starting a movement like M2L2 and all others would proudly admit that we have walked with the giants who had the courage to make M2L2 a success..Long Live M2L2..M2L2 to all the readers..

Friday, June 15, 2007

India:My Country

Quite recently i met a british national on my way to some place he was a middle aged man,he must have been anything between 55 and 60 he asked me "how does it feel to be growing up in India in current times because your country is making a progress at such a fast pace in all the fields be it technical,managerial or business??"...I said definitely yes i feel very excited to be growing up in a time like this because the way we are developing it seems becoming a developing country does not look like a distant dream..Than he asked me "what do you think is the difference between a developed country and a developing country??"...this question was a little surprising for me i pondered over it a little and than i realized that answer was pretty obvious i said the difference is what is the worth of 1 citizen's live to the country..to what extent are they willing to go to save him either medically(ie if he has some rare disease or his life is in danger) or monetarily or for that in any matter he can be helped..before i could say anything more he said it was time for him to get off as this station..in the end he just said goodbye...

Later that night i pondered over this a little more and finally i formed an opinion over this to some readers it might sound a bit dictatorial but than that is what my opinion is..I think in a developing country an individual's life is not given any importance and even if the government whats to they cant due to the lack of resources at hand..Almost daily you might get to read in the newspaper that a 5 persons died due to the excessive heat and 10 died due to the riots and few more due to various other causes but inspite of all this we say that government doesnt take any action but i ask what due to expect them to do generate resources for a such a large population??You ask there is no water i say the amount of water we have cannot fulfill our needs even if try utilizing it in the best possible manner ya i agree over this in a developing country like ours there is definitely mismanagement of resources but even if they did still people would die of thirst still we crib so i say government is right to a certain extent in if it thinks for the future generation and saves resources for them which definitely would mean that present generation suffer to a certain extent..You might why should the present generation why not the next but i say to become a developed country 1 of the generation had to suffer so why not our generation..i say is each individual in a developing country like ours should consider himself a hero though at the end a few of us will be remembered and few of us will be will be the forgotten heroes but the day we become a developed country each hero will get his share of fame thats the day when i think we would truly be a developed country..so sacrifices made by the present generation would go a long way in making our nation a developed nation..I wish i could see a fully developed India in my lifetime and i also pray to god that i too would have played my role in making my nation a developed nation..

Sorry for writing on a topic like this as many of you wont be able to relate to it..

Sunday, April 8, 2007

The SOUL GANG

The "SOUL" gang that is how we like to call ourselves..The reason for calling ourselves
this is known only to us..In this post i would be writing about the making of the "SOUL" gang and my association with them..in this post i am just writing whatever the 1 i can think of right now about the soul gang..(@soul gang sory guys i cudnt find a pic in which all of us were together so i put dis pic tried putting more but was unable to if someone has a better one send it to me i wil put it up later..)

The soul gang started in 3 sem though it foundations were laid in the 2 sem...My association with soul gang till now has been really amazing..inspite of my socially fucked up attitude these guys have been there whenever i needed them..they have been there to share my happiness & sorrows..i guess after a long time in my life i can say i have found "real" friends..After a long time i have met ppl with whom i can relate to & they can relate to me..there was dis big void in my life dat all the ppl i know till now there is no one with whom i can share my inner thoughts with..And i always had these phases where i feel lonely & all but with the sou gang those phases have definitely been reduced...Thanx guys for being there i hop & pray that our friendship lasts for a lifetime...

Now i will tell you how did we come together..well dats simple really u see i think it is food,music,gaming,thass & last but not the least the word FEEL dat got us together..Most of us are foodies we like to eat good food..gaming we have some amazing gamers here in the gang..the soul gang comprises of 9 ppl who are kind of binded by the things i mentioned above..now i wil start naming them:
1)Ayush aka nanhe aka stud-a Nazi by mind & Manchester unitied fan by heart..loves playing football either on the pc or on the ground..dis guy kind of gives the discussion a more practical..loves to listen to romantic songs..never gets provoked easily..

2)Archit aka sutt-a big movie buff..is a true rock & roll fan..going out with us he has shifted from being vegetarian to a non-vegetarian..the guy has dis amazing ability dat he can laugh at joke made on himself...a miser in terms of money..he can make u laugh but most of his jokes are either pj's or they use abusive language or SEX..he can make real funny songs using slang..one more thing he has a gud voice and ca sing kishore kumar's songs really well..

3)Ashwin aka feel wale baba-he has an amazing IQ but never uses it..never works hard wen it comes to acads...a very big metal buff listens to so many bands no wonder he has no time for his studies..favourite 1 liners death ho jaayegi and ping toh nikaal hi hota hai..quite impractical in life..he has dis ability dat he can talk on ny topic whether or not he knows abt it or not..ohh i forgot he is a very gud CS player uss mein yeh loogooin ki sahi mein death kar deta hai..

4)Aditya aka adi aka ramu-our very own jim carrey..u never know wat he wil do the next moment..can make u laugh nytime he wants..is also a very gud gamer likes to play diff types of games..u wil always find him in a light mood...beware wen he gets angry he starts speaking loud curses in english..a guy who gets serious only wen he is HIGH..lol..

5)Boris aka bobby darling-he is sutt'd gay fantasy..is a foodie..a very gud gamer these days he likes to play CS..and is also giving lessons in CS so if u want one u know whom to contact..has a very big collection of movies probably the biggest movie buff i have seen..can listen to ny kind of music except metal..thugh i dont understand what happens to him wen we talk abt his chances of striking with a gal..

6)Harsh aka hash aka katwalia-he is a happy go lucky guy..u wil always find him smiling even in times of worry..loves to have gud food & is a foodie..he likes to have a gud laugh..never completes his files,..starts studying a day before the exam..is a senti kind of a person..loves to drive his bike..he is a tanker..never gets out..

7)Hemant aka suur aka hammy-the guy who adds a academical dimension to the group i mean isse dekhar lagta hai ki yeh group kabhi kabar padh leta hai...we both consider each other as replicas..our thinking abt many issues is the same like committment,religion,gals and many other things..likes to machao all the times..he is a vegetarian..can eat a lot..and definitely a foodie..

8)Siddharth aka baniya aka robot-he likes to flirt with gals..isse bhi machane mein bahut maazaa aata hai..these days his prefernces have changed a bit now he prefers guys..as he has proposed boris for marriage u can check his comments on my prev post..he is a gud critic..i still dont know why u thught everybody forgot ur birthday jabki ur birthday was celebrated so well..he sleeps with sandra these days i guess most guys wud kill for that honour...he is quite frank..never likes to share his water,a true baniya..

Wud like to end this post on a greek note..here it goes..There wil be a time wen someone writing abt dis era wud do so in the following manner..i have lived in the time of giants i have lived in the time of SOUL gang..long live the spirit of soul gang..one for all for one..AHO!AHO!AHO!!!

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Surprising

There are certain incidents in life which are unexpected sometimes they are gud sometimes theri bad i am telling u abt a suprising incident dat happened to me during my school life..Come to think of it wen dis happened with me i wasnt taken aback actually i never thught over it,it is like it just happened & dats it i forgot abt it & wenever i go down the memory lane dats wen i realize how come all dis happened.

Wen i was in class XI at DPS,VK i was new admit there so i didnt know many ppl there & i had been there for just 6 months wat happened was ur class teacher said to the gals dat the board in the class doesnt look nice empty so trying putting something on it..The gals came up with the idea dat they wil allot titles to everyone in the class & put it up on the board..I thught dat 6 months had passed how come they wil know everyone in the class but than i thught let it be wat difference does it make to me..and i forgot abt it a few days later they put the titles on the board & 1 of my friend told me dat i got the title "Hum kissi se kaam nahi" i didnt react but my friend said how come they gave u such a title i said i have no idea..but now wen i think over it i am mazed how come they were able to asses me in such a short time(those who know me wud sure know dat title is apt for me)..

The 2 surprising thing dat happened to me in school was in class XII it was the farewell time & i reached school to attend the farewell dressed in formals expecting nothing just completely blank as i wasnt attached emotionally to DPS so i wasnt sad dat my school was getting over..i reached school there i saw my class teacher she called me she put tilak over my forehead & than she had a surprise in store for all of us she took the pains for preparing a title for everyone in the class...she called the gal who was in class XI who was carrying the tray in which the titles lay she said something to her & i remember her reaction till now she was staring at me as i had done something dat i shdnt have maam gave me the title and it read "Gem of a Guy" dat time i had no reaction it was as if i didnt know how to react than again dis friend of mine came to me & said wat does dis mean i again said i have no idea dude,no idea..i mean i am surprised till date dat how come she gave me dis title as such she was a subject teacher in class XI and my class teacher in XII..she taught me economics and i flunked in economics thrught the terms except pre boards i mean how come she knew me as a person beats me..

NOTE:Sory ppl for stereotyping myself by writing incidents in the form of stories thugh i wud prefer to like abt more philosophical issues regarding life but some of my friends dont like it..i am hoping dat if i can bring a smile on nyone's face thrugh my articles i dat wud surely make my day so if my articles do bring a smile on ur face plz be kind enugh to tell me either personally or leave a comment..

Friday, January 26, 2007

Incident 2

Before i start describing dis incident i need to give the reader some background..

I was introduced to dis gal by my friend & we became friends...intially we had soem sms chats & than we exchanged some calls..all in all i must say dat we were not more than acquaintances atleast dat is wat i think but she kept on trying dat we become gud friends i never even once tried(dis just shows cold i am)...


Though i must say dat gal had the 2 sweetest voice i have heard till now & i even complemented her for dat...she did tell me abt my her friends(there is a reason y i am mentioning dis)...she once just told me abt dis guy friend she had who was arnd 23 & was earning big bucks but i never asked abt dat guy ever again..

She spoke to him i guess on daily basis & she did mention abt me...Dis guy wanted to know abt me so instead of asking her abt me he wanted to find out himself abt me..

With time i added the gal on yahoo messsenger so dat we cud chat..dis guy being close to her somehow cracked the password of her yahoo id..than he started to come online using her id one fine day he saw me online he started to talking to me i chatted with him assuming i was chatting with the gal..he just talked to me generally dat day like how am i?hoes colg going & stuff like dat..he did dis for a few days & on the Dday he did wat i think was like going overboard...


She or he(i am confused wat to say) started flirting wid me he kept thanking me for helping her out & i was like wen did i help u??i was thinking y is dis gal acting so weird today wats got into her??after a few moments of chatting he "proposed" to me..i was like dis gal has surely gone mad today something needs to be done..

I didnt wanted to hurt the gal by directly saying no so i choose the diplomatic way by saying i am not the rite guy for him & stuff like dat i hope the reader is getting my point..after teh rejection he or she went away abruptly...i thought dat i must have hurt the gal badly not knowing wat to do i thught let time do its work..

After a few days i saw her online & i started chatting wid her u can clearly see it dat she is till now unaware wat happened the other day...i said sorry to her for hurting her dat day & she was like wen did u hurt me??than i told her the date & time she said she wasnt online at dat time..I again thought y is the gal acting so weird again she too must have thought the same..i was getting really mad after all the denials just to drive my point home i just sent her all the chat dat i had with her or him..

Now she knew wat must have happened she said it wasnt her who did dis it must have been someone else who played dis prank on me i was now really mad i said to her dat i am not an idiot dat nyoen cud just come & walk over me..i told her to find who the person was swo dat i cud give dat a person a piece of my mind...

It took a her day or 2 to find out dat it was he who did dis...she shouted at him for doing dis atleast dat is wat she said she did...dat nite dat guy gave me a call to clear things out..

he said he was sorry for doing dis he just wanted to have some fun but he wnt kind of overboard..but i didnt beileve him so i askd him again y did he do it?tahn he said he did dis intentionally to find out my feelings towards dat gal..he wanetd to be sure before proposing to her dat none else was after her..after hearing dis my anger went away & i forgave him(thoughi shdnt have)..

Dat guy proposed to dat gal & she said yes & now they are happy but after dat incident my friendship wid dat gal has almost ended..I sometimes think y do i get involve in such "incidents"..

Tuesday, January 2, 2007

The Incident

I wud like to wish all the readers happy new year i hope all of them have a great yr...

this incident happened to me way back in 2005 sometime in august thugh incident is not extraordinary but it is worth sharing...

at dat time i recently entered colg so being 1 yrs we were expected to follow teh dress code & so i was following it..on the Dday i arrived in teh colg after 1 lecture we realised dat we were free for 4 hrs so me & my friends were planning to go home but the gals of ur class were planning to go someplace(they were also following the dress code)we guys kind of said yes so it was decided we wud meet up at district centre there were 4 guys intially we had 2 bikes so we reacged early & the gals were to reach by bus..we reached early & waited for them at DC..

2 more guys from ur class came before the gals arrived so wen they arrived we had something to eat after dat both groups parted in diff directions..

we gusy decided to play soem prank as soem of us were following teh dress code & soem were not so we a plan started to concieve we saw 2 gud luking gals near by it was decided dat my friend & i wud go to them & talk to them wud ask their names etc & wud say seniors dat means the guys who were nit following the dress code told us to do so..

well we went to them we asked their names they refused to tell their real names they said phoolwati & agarbatti,one was from some colg in dehradun & otehr was a calss 12 gal,they alos said its really bad dat we r being ragged afteer some chatting we came back now wat happened was dat the place where we were standing just straight ahead was the archies gallery they went in & one of tehm came out & went back in she did this thice believe everytime she came out she was luking at us one of my friend said they seem interested in us we shd go ahead & talk to them now it was decided dat we wud go in & ask them to help us choosing a card as one of teh senior who has a girl friend whose birthday is nearby..wew went in & did just dat at 1 they showed us a card which was 300 bucks we said something less expensive as we had to pay for the card while searching for teh card we were having a decent enugh chat wid them finally a card was chosen which was worth 40 bucks so i told my friend lets leave now he said it wont seem gud if we dont buy the card as they r still here being nice hearted i gave half the money(god only knows how he convinced me buying the card was a gud thing)..

as we came out we told all the story to friends in the mean time the gals from the class also came & the guys told them the story & they were just laughing..now comes the most interesting pt of the story the gals told us dat there is no pt in keeping the card so its better u give the card to them we agreed as nobody of us wanted to take the card home..well both of us didnt wanted to give the card to them as it was like going overboard but somehow after a lot of convincing we agreed we went & gave the card to them well before reading further i think reader shd try to guess wat happened who knows maybe ur guess might be true...

the gal who was in colg took the card in her hands & tore the card & threw it(believe me most of the colg gals r egoistic or maybe more practical coz i remember the schul gal was pretty cool abt it)40 rs gone down the drain we came back with sory faces & the class was laughing at us..

after dis incident i realised one thing i am not very gud tackling gals..