Sunday, December 14, 2008

Archit is Straight

On friday after the practicals were over everyone was breathing a sigh of relief so many of us had brought external hard disks to exchange movies. I sat at the admin around 1 and i met aditya vishwakarma he too had his external hard disk so we sat down and started exchanging movies. He suggested me to take Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2008 high definition video but i said NO. Seeing us there Rohil came along a lot of movies were exchanged. Rohil went away but there were more and more people coming we were like a bee hive as all the near by bees were being attracted there. In between all this archit had given me his 4gb pen drive to me and asked me to put in a few movies and he had left to play pool.

Ultimately hemant had come and gone now only siddharth,aditya vishwakarma and me were left with 2 hard disks connected to 1 laptop things were getting messy as it was getting tiresome as it was already 3:15 and we were still sitting at the admin freezing our asses without food. Then finaly aditya left (sid and i breathed a sigh of relief as we could see an end to our misery) but alas anant came by and asked "which movie do you have?"

Sid could not contain his laughter as my hard disk of 80gb has nearly 60 movies and to tell him which movies i had would have been a pain in the ass. So we gave him fight club and quantum of solace and pirates 2. Finally when we are about to pack up i remembered about archit's request and i asked sid to put in 4 to 5 movies in archit's pen drive but we were damn tired so sid said no and then i asked anant to put in the movies which we had given him.

He agreed but added that why dont we change the names of the movies which we transfer to his pen drive to which all of us agreed. The name of Quantum of Solace had been changed to "Gay scenes from Brokeback Mountain" and an episode of duck tales was renamed as "Quantum of Solace" and another movie Young Frankestein was added. This according to us was a test to find out whether archit was straight or not.

And we can safely say he passed the test with flying colors he straight away deleted the movie with title "Gay scenes from Brokeback Mountain". I am sure all those who know archit can breathe a sigh of relief(all those who know archit well can understand).

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lol , my first reaction was that although archit did pass the test but he would'nt be able to watch quantum of solace . Itna toh reward milna chahiye tha uski "straight" mardanagi ka :D .

Unknown said...

lolz... bechara archit. test pass karne ka nuksaan

Unknown said...

@sut
u dumb ass. u didn't even check the size of the so called "gay scenes from brokeback mountain". what was he expecting 700mb of gay porn.
lolz...
he paid the price for being straight. :P
btw brokebeck mountain is a superb movie.
Heath Ledger deserved an oscar for his role. I guess the Academy shud do justice by giving him one for his portrayal of the 'Joker' in DK. he deserves this as well.

Archit said...

@Ankit,Anant and Siddarth::
Go fuck urself.

Aditya said...

Hmm, you guys rejected Victoria secrets... guess that proves who is really gay!

Unknown said...

behen chod mere comments approve kar

Anonymous said...

@archit
ducktales ka konsa episode tha :P