New Year Resolutions

First of all i would like to wish all the readers a belated Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. As we all know New Year is near by so many of us tend to make New Year resolutions in the month of december. Some people try their best to keep them but some just write them for the sake of it.

Before any of you start reading ahead hold your horses i am warning you this post is not meant for the light hearted. The author takes no responsibility for the extreme emotions you might undergo after reading this, so think before you read it. As this post is a an attempt from the author and author's friends namely Siddharth Goyal and Deepank Gupta to describe what should be the New Year Resolutions for some of our batchmates, so if you feel offended there is a possibility that it was not the author's idea to pull your leg but their's..

Lets start Roll Number wise, here goes:

1) Abhishek Kumar Sharma (aka Mukki) - He will try to get a gold medal in the next Olympics in the Featherweight mukkebaazi.

2) Aditya Singh (aka Ramu) - Dude should try to bath regularly sometimes it becomes a real pain standing next to him. Plus getting a new hair style wont harm him either.

3) Anant Shankar (aka Chinti) - He should try to stop watching Reshma ki jawani.

4) Anita Kumari - She will try to stop putting up so many lovey dovey quotes as her gmail status.

5) AP - She should try to stop two timing this year i mean she already goes out with a guy but she also goes out with a gal from our class. What should i say times are changing in India people dont mind being in multiple relationships.

6) Archit Shukla (aka sutt) - He should start watching the movies first before seeing the the name of the movie also should try to quit *******

7) Ashwin Mukhija (aka Feel Waale Baba) - When he is travelling by plane and air hostess comes over and asks him to buckle his seat belt he should not say challe chal

8) Boris Kundu (aka bangali) - He should try not to be P**N king of the class..So till the time he is the king we all know whom to contact to take stuff or as deepank states Point of Contact..

9) Ayush Jain ( aka nanhe) - First of all i congratulate him on performing his tasks well as Laxman and i hope he continues to do his best. Secondly he should try to talk his girl friend with a little more respect and should stop watching movies like euro trip and pirates, american pie series etc etc..

10) Assim Deodia (aka rabbit) - He will try to break free from his first GF(his laptop) else his second GF might leave him.

11) Deepank Gupta - What to say about him all we can say is he should stop bunking college.

12) Nidhi Gupta - She should start bunking college.

13) Harsh Kathpalia - He should pray that BH1 gets a Lift very soon.

14) Hemant Goyal (aka suur) - Should try his best to keep his nalla clean.

15) Kunal Rustagi (aka gaanjawala) - Should try to forget about Shekhar

16) Siddharth Goyal (aka robot) - Should try to forget about Kunal. Also he should try to go to movies alone because if he ends up going with a girl he generally doesnt understands the movie(ask him why that happens).

17) Sandeep Rastogi (aka sandy) - Shaadi kar lega.

18) Shekhar Gupta - He should start cracking laughable jokes.

19) Tarun Arora - He will try to stop putting his hand on his face while talking with others.

20) Rajat Talwar (aka ghoda) - Ghaas se dosti kar lega.

21) Pushkar Gupta - Will try to stop reducing his weight.

22) Swati Agarwal - Chillana band kar degi.

Well there is 1 more..I would like that the person who baked a cake last year, to please bake a cake once again this year(You see you cant make this her new year's resolution because that way i will end up losing the opportunity of having even that 1 cake if i had any).It is pretty obvious that the cake was good.

I would like to thank Deepank and Siddharth for their invaluable help ( i am mentioning this again so you know whom to catch). Also if i left out a lot of people i am sorry it is just that either we couldnt conjure up something interesting or being late at night we didnt wanted to think too deep.

I hope i stay alive to see the new year after publishing this post.

Happy New Year to all!!